Thursday, 24 July 2008

DAVID CAMERON'S BIKE STOLEN

It's official - David Cameron's all time favourite song is 'Bicycle Race' by Queen;

"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike,
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it when I like..."

except after I've been shopping and some chav's knicked it!

Nice.

Ever heard of a bicycle padlock Mr Cameron? If only someone had a solution to all this crime on the streets...

3 comments:

Cosmo chick said...

LOL, just blogged about this myself- he should have bike insurance-surely?

loveandtheplanet said...

Alternatively, we could wait for another 11 years of Labour government to be swamped by a desire for Sharia Law.

http://loveandtheplanet.blogspot.com/2008/07/can-david-cameron-bring-back-capital.html

Let There Be Rock said...

Highly unlikely he locked it up as he's subsequently claimed. Trying to 'save face' and not look like a total numpty methinks. As for insurance...wonder if he can afford the rising cost of insurance premiums? Not sure how 'Sharia Law' would deal with this..? Chop off the thief's feet perhaps, or maybe force them to wear bicycle clips ALL the time. LOL!