Monday, 28 July 2008

PRISONERS BANNED FROM PLAYING VIOLENT PLAYSTATION GAMES

PRISONERS...WITH PLAYSTATIONS?!
What the hell are they doing with ****ing Playstations in the first place? They're in prison! They're supposed to be punished for their crimes, surely? Not rewarded with Playstations and X-Boxes!

What the hell is this country coming to when people who have been convicted of breaking the law are given free access to luxury entertainment that most decent, law-abiding folk struggle to afford to pay for...

Get 'em all in chain gangs cleaning up the towns and cities from graffiti and vandalism and actually make them contribute something back to society. It costs something like £10k a week to keep these 5-star residents, sorry, 'prisoners', in their 'all-expenses-paid-3-meals-a-day' accommodation...if they 'get bored' in their cells, whose fault is that in the first place?

Here's the article from The Telegraph Online:

"Only those who have earned "top privileges" will be allowed limited access to the games consoles, and even then there will be a complete ban on violent and shoot-em-up games with an 18 rating.

New directives rule that taxpayers' money must no longer be used to buy games or consoles.

It comes after the Government last year admitted spending more than £10,000 on 80 PlayStations and 15 X-boxes for young offender institutions.

It was hoped the games would stop prisoners getting depressed because of the long hours spent in cells with nothing to do.

In a document including the rule changes, Michael Spurr, the Prison Service's director of operations, wrote: "These changes will ensure that prisoners may only earn access to games consoles by a positive demonstration of good behaviour and commitment to the requirements of their sentence plan.

"This is in line with government policy flowing from the Prison Policy Update paper of January 2008."

PIER GOES UP IN SMOKE - HOW 'DEEP PURPLE' IS THAT?









"We all came down to Weston, by the Bristol Channel shoreline...
To make music with the mobile, we didn't have much time...
Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky..."

Where's a Deep Purple tribute band when you need one? Shame about the pier obviously, but what a great opportunity to re-record a classic rock song. And probably the most recognisable guitar riff ever.

Thursday, 24 July 2008

MAX MOSLEY'S FAVOURITE ALBUM...

NEWS OF THE WORLD - by Queen

Ok, perhaps not!

Max Mosley's iPod playlist;
'Here Is The News' - ELO
'Photograph' - Def Leppard
'Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
'Caught With Your Pants Down' - AC/DC
'Dominance and Submission' - Blue Oyster Cult
'S&M' - Thin Lizzy
'Don't Believe A Word' - Thin Lizzy
'Bad Reputation' - Thin Lizzy (blimey, how many more I wonder...!)
'Do Anything You Want To' - Thin Lizzy
'Waitin' For An Alibi' - Thin Lizzy (can't be any more Lizzy songs, surely?)
'Black N Blue' - Whitesnake
'Pretty Tied Up' - Guns N' Roses
'What Do You Do For Money Honey?' - AC/DC

Quite a good playlist, this! Might even program it in meself!
More suggestions welcome

DAVID CAMERON'S BIKE STOLEN

It's official - David Cameron's all time favourite song is 'Bicycle Race' by Queen;

"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike,
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it when I like..."

except after I've been shopping and some chav's knicked it!

Nice.

Ever heard of a bicycle padlock Mr Cameron? If only someone had a solution to all this crime on the streets...

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

AXE ATTACK GIG REVIEW - 11/7/08

GIG REVIEW - MOSES GATE, FARNWORTH
FRIDAY 11TH JULY, 2008

It's been a long time since we rock an' rolled...well,
at the Moses Gate anyway!

Scene of the very last ever Deepest Purple gig some 18 months or so ago, it was nice to be back at a favoured local venue. Always loud and raucous! And usually a good turnout. Good to see some familiar faces again - Doug and Jeff, the terrible twins - even sporting a very first edition Deepest Purple Rocks (spoof of the In Rock album cover) t-shirt! How rare is that?! We only ever made 50 of 'em! In fact, even I haven't got one of those.


So, to the gig...a nice loud rendition of the old favourites and the new, soon-to-be-classics! Good rousing singalong renditions from t'audience as and when required. Thanks to all for coming and to Ray for hosting us again.

SET LIST
Hush
Breaking The Law
Born To Be Wild
Can't Get Enough Of Your Love
White Room
Gimme All Your Lovin'
Drive My Car
Ziggy Stardust
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
Delilah
Mr Blue Sky

(beer break!)

Basket Case
Jilted John/All Around My Hat/Two Little Boys medley
My Generation
Play That Funky Music
Radar Love
Bad Moon Rising
Black Night/Paranoid/Paint It Black medley
Turning Japanese
Live And Let Die
Pinball Wizard
Wishing Well
You Really Got Me

Smoke On The Water (the crowd voted for Deep Purple over Thin Lizzy...God luv 'em!)

Next gig Saturday 4th October at New Bridge Inn, Mossley.

Tuesday, 8 July 2008

AXE ATTACK GIG REVIEW - 5/7/08

GIG REVIEW - RAILWAY HOTEL, RAMSBOTTOM
SATURDAY 5TH JULY, 2008

A welcome return to the Railway Hotel and nice to see plenty of familiar faces again. Well done for venturing out on a god-awful evening! First weekend in July and it's supposed to be summer! Global warming my arse!

Anyway, enough of the rant about the rain...a thoroughly enjoyable evening yet again. An enthusiastic audience joined in a-plenty on all the choruses and made a completely impromptu rendition of Abba's Mama Mia sound fantastic...yes, that's right an Abba song! We'll play bloody anything! And we mean anything...Jilted John has now turned into an awesome medley that includes Steeleye Span and, wait for it...even a Rolf Harris tune! The audience loved it! It's definitely a highpoint in the set now.

SET LIST
Hush
Breaking The Law
Born To Be Wild
Can't Get Enough Of Your Love
White Room
Gimme All Your Lovin'
Drive My Car
Ziggy Stardust
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
Delilah
Mr Blue Sky

(beer break!)

Basket Case
Jilted John/All Around My Hat/Two Little Boys medley
My Generation
Play That Funky Music
Radar Love
Bad Moon Rising
Black Night/Paranoid/Paint It Black medley
Turning Japanese
Live And Let Die
Pinball Wizard
Wishing Well
You Really Got Me

Boys Are Back In Town
Ziggy Stardust (again! - special request by Woolly!)

Next gig this Friday 11th July, Moses Gate, Farnworth

Friday, 4 July 2008

AXE ATTACK GIG NEWS

RAILWAY HOTEL, RAMSBOTTOM - SATURDAY 5TH JULY
New set list for tomorrow night's gig...the old crowd pleasers and some corkin' new ones too!
See you all there!

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

NO, NOTHING TO DO WITH QUEEN...
Poor old Mel Galley succumbed to cancer the other day. Read it in the Guardian's obits this morning. Founder member of Trapeze with Glenn Hughes, Mel carried on with Trapeze for several years once Glenn received in 1973 an offer he couldn't refuse - to join Deep Purple!

Mel ended up in Whitesnake for a couple of years, replacing Bernie Marsden. He then suffered a broken arm and never really fully recovered.

Mel Galley was 60 years old. All the best...

(given the relative ages of the 'Classic Rockers' from the 60s and 70s, it's fairly certain there'll be plenty more following Mel to the Great Gig In The Sky)

Thursday, 3 July 2008

HAPPY 'DEATH'DAY...

TO BRIAN JONES - ROLLING STONES - 3 July 1969

Found dead in the bottom of his swimming pool after an all night drink and drugs binge...aged 27! Again! Rumours and conspiracy theories abound that Jones was murdered, including a reasonably convincing one that it was his builder (with whom he'd been drinking that night).

Frank Thorogood was owed £8,000 by Jones who was refusing to pay and had actually sacked Thorogood as his builder (quite why he'd spend the night drinking with him seems a bit odd, but don't let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory!).

Anyway, Jones and Thorogood apparently decided to go swimming around midnight in Jones's pool. Thorogood allegedly held Jones under the water to 'frighten' him into paying up, held on too long and 'accidentally' killed him. Thorogood apparently made a deathbed confession in 1993...

see 'Checking Out Too Soon' from Friday 6th June for more great rock deaths...

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

HAPPY 'DEATH'DAY...

TO JIM MORRISON...THE DOORS.

On this day in 1971, he was found in a bathtub at his apartment at 17 Rue Beautraillis by his girlfriend, Pamela Courson.
A doctor's report stated the cause of death was heart failure aggravated by heavy drinking (and probably years' of drug abuse!).

He was only 27 years old...one of several 27 year old rock stars to 'check out too soon', see previous post from Friday 6th June to read about the rest!

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

AXE ATTACK GIG REVIEW - 28/6/08

GIG REVIEW - NEW BRIDGE INN, MOSSLEY
SATURDAY 28TH JUNE, 2008

First time appearance for AXE ATTACK at the New Bridge Inn, and my, wasn't that cosy too! Seems we have a knack for cramming a 5-piece band into the smallest available space...but, what the hell! Another brilliant night with a very welcoming crowd, complete with a couple of nutters who obviously need a classic rock fix at every available opportunity!

Several new songs appeared throughout the set, including covers of Cliff Richard, Rolf Harris, Splodgeness Abounds, Steeleye Span and Ian Dury...! We kid you not! You've got to hear this stuff for the comedy value alone. The guys also managed to break into a few bars of virtually everything the crowd were shouting for; including Oasis, Stairway To Heaven, Metallica, Hawaii 5-0, Reo Speedwagon...and other stuff too numerous or obscure to mention! The band thoroughly enjoyed the whole evening and are looking forward to the return date on Saturday 4th October.

SET LIST
Hush
Breaking The Law
Born To Be Wild
Can't Get Enough Of Your Love
White Room
Gimme All Your Lovin'
Devil Woman
Ziggy Stardust
Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
Delilah
Mr Blue Sky

(beer break!)

Basket Case
Jilted John
My Generation
Play That Funky Music
Radar Love
Bad Moon Rising
Black Night/Paranoid/Paint It Black medley
Turning Japanese
Live And Let Die
Pinball Wizard
Wishing Well
You Really Got Me

Boys Are Back In Town
Smoke On The Water

Next gig this Saturday 5th July, Railway Hotel, Ramsbottom